Something new

...or perhaps, something exactly the same. This isn't the first blog I've had, nor will it be the last, I'm sure. I'm opening up this new space with the intention that it can be a catch all: one place to put all the crazy-ass shit that I come up with, in addition to the normal-ass shit that happens all the time. It's not coincidence that I'm one hour from midnight on December 31 as of writing this - I was jotting down some of my thoughts about New Year's resolutions (and how shitty they normally are; see my post tomorrow) before I get too drunk on glögi to type and wishing that I had somewhere to put them besides Facebook. So, here we are.
I'm not sure what will end up here, but it's likely to vary from atheist musings to knitting patterns to poorly written space erotica to insane drunken ramblings to the benign posts about the few people on this fucking benighted planet that I can actually stand to be in the same room with, or, you know, my dogs. It's also entirely possible that this blog will be relegated to the blogging graveyard with the other attempts I've made over the years. Only time will tell.

And because lists can be helpful, here are few things to know about me, in no particular order:

1. I'm a robot
2. I'm an atheist
3. I swear a lot
4. I'm a tea drinker
5. I'm a knitter, crocheter and stamp carver
6. The semicolon is my favorite punctuation mark
7. I like getting tattoos and piercings, but I don't have nearly as many as I would like
8. I like to doodle though I wouldn't call myself an artist
9. I occasionally like to write though I wouldn't call myself a writer
10. I like dogs
11. I like math and science
12. I dislike most people
13. Most people dislike me